So last night, after a few drinks and a few hits, my dad was sitting on the couch with myself, my sister and her husband. No one is saying anything, a dove commercial is on in the background when all the sudden my dad goes, “I bought this soap so Mikey could go to bed.” My sister and I looked at each other and then busted up laughing for like 5 minutes straight while my dad just sat there like what he said was totally normal. He has never talked about himself in the third person before. Finally I manage to ask what the fuck he’s talking about and he goes, “I like to take showers, especially before I go to sleep, so I’m gonna take my soap and go to bed!” And just gets up and leaves. Like seriously what the fuck just happened.
