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You shouldn’t kiss me like this -Toby Keith

Why did you have to ask if you could kiss me before I left, after a week of not kissing me? Why did I have to say yes? Why did it have to completely take my breath away and give me butterflies? Why did you have to move my glasses and wrap your hands around my waist? Why did I have to kiss you back? Why do I get left with all these questions?

(Source: getusedtomymouth)

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Booze and how people respond to it :D

First picture is my boyfriend, Scott, Friday night. This is after he has already tried to drink from an unopened bottle of beer and then told me that he wasn’t passed out, he was just “chillin’ with comet the dog.” 

Second picture is our friend, Tanner, Saturday morning. This is after he has left big boy because “buffet no good” and decided he was going to stick some bacon in his pocket for later, just in case.

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Country Boys + Copious amounts of Alcohol = Great times

Top 10 quotes/comments from my weekend in da U.P.
  1. “I’m riding in the car with three big country boys and the most intense topic is which Golden Girls is the best episode.”
  2. “Trade beef: it’s what they do in the U.P.”
  3. “Buffett no good!”
  4. “I didn’t know there was so much bread in pancakes.”
  5. “I ended up doing the thinking man on the toliet.”
  6. “Watermelon is so good! Black people are smart.”
  7. “God’s Animals on the Farm by Tanner Spencer: Cow go moo.”
  8. “Why’s the baby in the back?!”
  9. “Can’t rollar skate in a buffalo herd? What, did Roger Miller just smoke a lot of drugs?”
  10. “In my 45 second walk from my parking lot to my dorm, I saw an empty half gallon bottle of vodka, two crushed Bud Light boxes, and a couple of red cups. Yup, I’m definitely back at Central.”

"You were never good enough for him or anything like me. So you might as well sit back and hush, cause I’m not tryin’ to show maturity."

- Permanent Marker by Taylor Swift

(Source: lumiere-des-etoiles)

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Permanent Marker :)

I found that picture
Of you in that green dress
Sure had a good time
Cleaning up that mess

He found 30 other pieces
But he’ll never find them all
Tried to tape it back together
Now he knows to keep it off the wall

So I’ll admit I have a mild (read: extreme) case of love for Taylor Swift. Especially any songs about revenge/jealousy (which, let’s face it, are like half her songs.) This one in particular because it’s not just towards the girl but towards the boy too. Basically like “she’s the past and I’m the present and don’t you fucking forget it.” Alright, so I might have a mild (again, read:extreme) case of jealousy and overprotectiveness as well but hey, it just means I care a lot, right? Right?! (Someone please justify my craziness).