describing our favorite cat gifs to each other.
Go ahead, be jealous.
And exciting. And sad. And cool. Too many emotions!
It really is such a weird feeling. To know that I have my own place, my own kitchen, my own washer, my own everything! I feel so grown up and part of the real world. I don’t know if I like it fully. I mean I know I like it a little but it’s going to take some time to adjust. Still, it’s done, I’m there, and there’s no going back now so time to buck up and become an adult!
Yup, it’s true, I’ve turned over to the awesome side. I sat down and watched every vlogbrothers video, then continued on to hankschannel, crash course, hankplaysgames, etc. It’s just the best! It’s fun, engaging, and actually intelligent! Hank and John are a blast to listen to and the people involved get so into it that you can’t help but have hope for the whole frickin world. I know I sound like an obsessed fangirl but…well, I am, and I’m happy about it because they are awesome.
And as a bonus, I fell in love with Hank’s completely random and amazing songs and therefore acquired two of his albums.
So, over the weekend, I was introduced to three new drinking games that were actually super fun so I’ve decided to share them with you guys! Here goes…
Deal out the cards to everyone at the table until there are no more. The person left of the dealer starts. They pick any card they want, lay it down on the table, and say “fuck *any other player they pick*” the dealer says “fuck them going once, fuck them going twice” and if anyone has a double of that card, they can lay it down and say “double fuck *any player they want*” and again the dealer says “double fuck them going once, etc” and this continues until either all 4 of that card are laid down or the dealer says “bobby is double fucked” in which bobby has to drink the face value of the cards laid down. For example, if a seven was laid down and then another seven, he now has 14 drinks. This game is good to fuck one or two people over and get them hammered. Best played with 3-6 people.
Up & Down the River
One dealer and everyone sits in a circle around them. Note that every card is worth two drinks. The dealer deals out a card face up to every person. The first person to get a 2 gets to keep that card and now has two drinks every round. This continues with 3, 4, 5, etc. all the way up to ace. Each time someone gets a new card, they and everyone who has cards drinks their amount aka two for every card they have. Then once you hit ace, you go all the way back down to two. This game is interesting because you can go a whole game without drinking, depending on where you sit. Best played with 5-8 players.
Ride the Bus
You make four columns of cards and every player gets their own row. Example: it there are 6 players, you have 4 columns and six rows. All cards faced down. From here on out, you go row by row. With the remaining cards, you split them equally into a give and take pile. This will be used later. Player one gets the top row and they must first pick a color. If they get it right, they give out the face value number of drinks. If they get it wrong, they take the drinks. So if I said red and it was black two, I would take two drinks. You continue this for each row until everyone has guessed a color. In the next column you guess whether or not your next card will be higher or lower than the first. Then the next column you guess if it will be in between the first two cards or outside them. And lastly you guess the suit. For every right answer you give out that many drinks and for every wrong answer you get that many drinks. Once all the cards have been flipped, you turn to the give and take piles. You flip a card over from each pile. If, throughout my row, I had a 10 and a 10 was flipped over from the give pile, I would give 10 more drinks. But if it was the take pile, I’d take 10 more drinks. You continue this until you run out of cards. It can be a little confusing but once you get going, it’s really easy and you can get drunk really fast.
I hope I get one of these tomorrow. They’re cheaper, faster, and way more fun!
Try it some time :)
1 more day!
Alright kiddies so I think I’m gonna start doing this as a weekly or bi-weekly thing. The point of the game is to get as many likes a possible which therefore turns into questions for all of you. All you have to do it like this post. No need to reblog. Or, even though this is mostly for my followers, anyone not following can play too. No need to follow. All you do is like this. And then, I will go to your lovely little ask box and write to you. Mostly questions but perhaps also just comments or compliments. If you have a specific request about which you would like or what kind of question or something, just write to me and I will do my best to oblige. I’m doing this because I love to ask questions and I know fellow tumblers always want people to talk and ask so here I am! Just click the heart and let the games begin.
A) She opens her eyes one at a time
B) Idk what to say to it. For some reason it’s leaving me speechless. But I like it.
The one thing I miss about being a teenager and still somewhat following my parents rules is that I can’t sneak out anymore. I mean, I can but technically it’s not sneaking out, it’s just leaving at random times without notifying anyone; which I’m allowed to do because I’m an “adult” and am free to make my own choices. But I still miss it: the tip-toeing, cracking the doors just barely, refusing to turn any lights on, acting like you went to bed then playing it cool the next morning. It was a mini adrenaline rush. Just a note to any teenagers out there: everyone should sneak out at least once. Do it. You won’t regret it, even if you get caught.
^Pretty much how I look like now: still trying to be sneaky but..the lights are on, I’m out in the open, and no one gives a fuck.