*gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods*
you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
Oh my god, yes. Puns are the fucking best :D
Anonymous asked: Your hair is so pretty! What shampoo do you use?
I just can’t decide if this is a joke or not so I’m gonna answer it anyway because I’m avoiding my paper and it is true that my hair is pretty fantastic (it’s 2013, why can’t I convey sarcasm via the internet yet?). Anyway! I use Herbal Essences Hello Hydration & None of Your Frizzness. Hooray for dry, frizzy hair!
Whenever someone says Obamacare, I get this reassuring mental image of Obama coming over to my house with homemade soup and a bunch of Disney movies when I’m sick. Tell me how that’s unconstitutional, man.
God I love Tyler Oakley
Sleep during finals week